Silly stuff

• Jayden came up with a new song tonight, as I was putting her to bed.  It went like this, "ohhhhh, Vagina!!!!!  Don't you cry for me!!!!  I come from Alabama with pee running down my leg!!!!!"

• Yesterday, we were driving down the street. Jayden had her window down.  We heard two guys say, "hello, how are you?" Jeff and I had been talking. Jeff asked Jayden, "did you say hi to those guys?"  She said," no, dad! I said hey guys, what's up?"

• Yesterday, we were running errands when Jeff's mom texted me to ask if we wanted to drop in for pizza. Jeff and I talked about it, and decided that we had too much to do to stop in.  Five minutes later, Jayden asked from the back seat, "where are we going?" Jeff told her that we were going to drive past a few homes that were for sale and then go home.  Jayden said, "WAIT, DAD!!!  DAD, you like pizza!  I like pizza!  YOU KNOW THIS GUYS!!!!!  Why aren't we going to Neenee's for pizza?"